My Life As A Teenage Robosexual The Series Ch.XIII

High school graduation…wasn't anything special. Brit and Jenny had already guessed the whole ceremony wouldn't be memorable, but they didn't expect it to be so boring. Even the more studious kids were pulling out their cellphones to pay some games as the staff made some lame speeches and recite them with stale voices. Almost like nobody wanted to be here…

"Are you sure you can't set up a hologram and make it look we're paying close attention when in reality we're playing a game?" Asked Brit after nudging Jenny.

"It's too hot for me to run a workable hologram." Jenny groaned. "If I did use it, people would be able to see the two of us being really wavy. We will be in a lot of trouble…" She then flashed a cruel smile. "And they might make us start over…"

"Can I have a soda then? It's hot out…." Brit waved her paper fan back and forth to keep herself cool under the summer sun. Jenny opened her chest cavity and pulled out a ice-cold beverage and handed it to Brit. She snatched it and quickly downed half of it with one deep gulp. Brit didn't thank Jenny that time, nor did she when Jenny provided the fan earlier.

The heat really made the already slow event even slower, bogging down everyone with intense beams from the sun that not caused the poor students to start melting thanks to the thick robes they wore but also buffeted the people at the podium with thick rays. The students that brought sunglasses were being hassled by others so they could borrow their shades. Jenny would have cooled down the entire stadium using the multiple fans inside of her, but she had been warned to stay in her seat. Apparently the teachers wanted to 'make the kids go through the same experience as them.'

So Brit didn't get all the awards she expected nor did she get the honor of valedictorian. But she did pass and at least got a few credits for college. Jenny passed with flying colors of course. Tiff barely made it out, though going by some chit-chat Brit overheard the other day there might have been a few points added on thanks to a few extra loose dollar bills. Tiff opted to sit further away from the two, while Jenny managed to get her and Brit the cooler seats. While Jenny could endure levels of heat equal to standing on the sun, she could see on all the human's faces around her that they were in pain.

"Jenny, I'm going to die." Brit moaned. "Jenny, save me."

"You might faint, but you wouldn't die." Jenny mechanically replied.

"That's not a good thing…"

"Sorry, but just endure it for now. We got only about half a hour left…"

"…WAKEMAN!"

Jenny jumped onto her feet as she rushed up onto the stage to receive her diploma. Seeing how she accomplished so much, the diploma was stacked! Jenny held up her diploma so her mom could take a snapshot before returning to her seat. After sitting down, Brit held her normal diploma up weakly and allowed Jenny to tip hers like a wine glass.

Brit survived the whole way through the rest of the ceremony, even the final words. Once the students were allowed to leave, Brit jumped into Jenny's arms as they flew off back to Jenny's home where they would spend the rest of the day under the powerful fan in Jenny's room. Brit had lied to her parents that she would spend the rest of the day following graduation going around town. Tiff would be preparing for her three-month long cross-country bike tour, so she wouldn't be spying on the two anymore.

"Sweet bliss." Brit moaned as she flopped onto the bed and let the fans ease her reddening skin. "Oh, Jenny, of all the times you decide to play by the rules…"

"Hey, it's the last day of public school, might as well leave with a good impression." Jenny started as she removed her gown and hat and tossed them into the closet to be forgotten for the rest of time…or until next Halloween if Jenny wanted to be a wizard, a friar, artistic view on how America views the education system… "After all, you're talking to the robot who has caused massive mayhem before and has destroyed parts if not all of the school before."

"Ah, you weren't that bad." Brit yawned, a terrible combination of tired and hot. "You were young then. And so I was, and I was an asshole. Remember? I nearly got you kicked out of school thanks to "

"I got over it a long time ago." Jenny scoffed as she joined Brit on the bed. "So! College plans?"

"Jenny, we just escaped the final choke of high school, please don't inquire about my plans to strangle myself some more right after." Brit groaned as she pressed a thumb on her forehead to either relieve and/or forget.

"Hey, we got a summer to think out those things!" Jenny spread her arms out. "And hey, nothing stopping your parents from letting me from joining at the same college! And even becoming dorm-mates!"

"Nice thought, but unless you can afford Highvard, there's no way you'll be joining me…"

"Hey mom!" Jenny opened her chest cavity and brought forth the familiar monitor to contact her mother, still at the graduation attending the small party for the adults. "Is it possible for me to go to Highvard for college?"

"Well, I used to date the current headmaster and I got a few extra dollars in my account to make it look good on paper…any reason you want to go to that crappy, preppy craphole of a school?"

"Brit's going!"

"Yeah, yeah, I figured." Nora yawned. "All right, I'll get a few things arranged before summer's end. Remind me later, would ya? I got other things on the backburner…"

"Thanks mom, you're the best!" Jenny hung up and rolled over to face Brit with a goofy smile.

"You have it way too easy." Brit remarked with a sigh but smiled back.

The rest of the day just got filled up by the two just relaxing in Jenny's room, as previously stated. Brit recovered fast and regained her more positive attitude as the cool wind reenergized her. As the sun dipped down, Brit realized she would have to return home soon. "My parents are still suspicious of me." She gave as her answer. "And yes, I checked for bugs before leaving."

"See you tomorrow?" Jenny asked after kissing Brit on the cheek.

"Tomorrow." Brit confirmed and left with a wave to the two Wakemans. As she came up on the steps of the front door, the headache from before returned. Being around assholes will inflict a great number of headaches; as stated in some scientific journal Brit had skimmed through while in the waiting room of the dentist. One good thing about living with her mom and dad was having medical insurance.

She entered into the house without a fuss. She said hi and announced her arrival home. Her parents responded in kind. Tiff ignored her. Tiff had scourging around the house looking for anything useful on her trip out across the world. Brit hit the fridge and pulled out the bowl of left-over coronation chicken and filled up a smaller bowl of the stuff and went up to her room with a glass of iced tea.

Being around her family again gave Brit a chance to think about things she didn't want to even consider any more. Whenever it came time to spend some quality time with the beloved people who birthed her, such as meal time, they would 'subtly' remark about various things in Brit's life or what they referred to as 'past'. Such as Jenny, how Brit nearly failed her classes without the aid of the 'calculator', Highvard standards were addressed and mentioned that she would need to conform to those standards if she so wished to belong there…a bunch of stuff that tended to fall into 'Brit sucks' territory.

And she started to believe in it a bit. Jenny had been carrying her so far…just how long would she continue to be dependent on her? Brit picked away at the bowl for the actual pieces of chicken. What had Brit done for Jenny besides yell at her and constantly depend on her to solve her problems? Yes, the whole relationship started when Brit managed to kill that Krakus…quite a feat! Killing a literal walking trash can! Give Krakus a few more seconds and he would have a sudden heart-attack that would just end him!

Brit pushed the bowl aside and stared at her new journal. She got this one to write down ideas that would allow her to become more successful than her parents, but the contents were sparse and unfinished. And worst of all? They were generic ideas! Brit needed something inspired and new to really kick her parents in the ass!

But not today. And maybe not for a while. Her head felt empty and the ideas were bouncing around too fast to read them. She laid down on her bed and let her eyes close. Slumber came in fast. But instead of pleasant dreams or the better nightmares, she instead found her flying through dark clouds of doubt.

She did hear one thing that almost awoke her in her sleep. A tiny electronic chirp. Nothing like what Jenny sounded like...